Lindy Star

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In all good faith, I had intended to start writing on my fanfic "Too Good". I had a plan, I got some help with ideas, and I was feeling good about finally settling down to finish up. And then, of course, life had to scramble those plans. For anyone who reads my stuff, I'm sorry to not have that update for you, I really mean that from the bottom of my heart. But honestly, I am overwhelmed with work right now.

In case you don't know, Lindy is a research scientist at a (insert big name here) center. Madam Scientist Boss lady is currently out of the country for some awesome training course (so jealous!) and I'm flying solo in the lab with one student minion/assistant/learner. We are submitting a paper to a (insert big name here)scientific journal and recently got our peer reviews back and sort of got SLAMMED by one of the reviewers, who wants two additional experiments conducted or they will block the paper. And of course I have about a month and a half to get all this done, by myself pretty much, so I'm literally a lab slave again, in ways I thought had ended with grad school. And to top that off, I also had a HUGE responsibility unwilling foisted upon me regarding lab safety by Madam Director Supreme Boss, so right now, to put it quite bluntly, I'm getting cluster f_cked at work. Stress kills muses, among other things, so I've had to postpone writing for the moment.

Just wanted to let you know I haven't given up, but this stuff takes precedence.

Hides behind beakers!

This made my day







And as an added bonus!! some wild Itachi dancing.




itachi dance by *unhai on deviant<a

Saw this on kylara '

You are the Hanged Man

Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound

With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of
loss from a situation, rather than gain.

The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes.

The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

And now the shoes...

I have a favorite pair of shoes. They are orange and blue Puma H.Street and I got them when I was in Italy. They don't make the style anymore- I've looked for years for them, even on e-bay Italia, but no dice. So I went to the mall today to try and find a pair of new ones because mine are falling apart. And I shopped for 5 hours, went to every fricken' store in the mall tried on innumerable pairs and. got. nothing. Except for a fluffy skirt and a cut-out really tight spandexy shirt and a military-style tank.

Yes, my cat plays fetch. >u< His name is Corpurral (get it, cor-purr-al) and he is playing with his favorite toy- a plush squid. Ignore me laughing like an idiot in the background.

Well, it's been a LONG while *is sheepish* but I am asking for some help in getting my fanfic going again. So, I wrote a smutty fic a while back entitled Too Good. It went well for a few months and then burned out. Just totally ran out of steam, motivation, and got writer's blocked like, whoa.

So, I hate leaving things unfinished, and I am terribly guilty of procrastinating in general, but if I ever want this to get done I need some help; I'm appealing to writers out there who might lend me a hand in some way.

I've never collaborated on a writing project before, so I don't know much about what exactly goes on in that process, but I've sort of got a vague idea about bouncing ideas around for story line, plots, scenes etc. So, if you all have any advice, suggestions, words of encouragement, or tips or would be willing to help out, I'd be greatly appreciative. Thanks! k_undertoe (LindyStar)

I was listening to "Paparazzi" by Lady GaGa today and then this happened in my brain:

Dodge Temari's fan I'll follow you until you love me
Ka-ze Ka-ze-ka-ge
Baby there's no other sand ninja you know that I'll be
Ka-ze Ka-ze-ka-ge
Promise I'll be kind, but I won't stop until that body's mine
I know that I'm shameless, chase you down until you love me
Ka-ze Ka-ze-ka-ge


Real bad when out comes the Sh-ka-ku
Snap, snap go the bones that you break in two
Don't stop for anyone
SAND COFFIN but we'll still have fun!

Dodge Temari's fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Ka-ze Ka-ze-ka-ge
Baby there's no other sand ninja not even Baki
Ka-ze Ka-ze-ka-ge
Dammit you're so fine, but I won't stop until that gourd is mine
Gaara you're so badass, chase you down until you love me,
Ka-ze Ka-ze-ka-ge





Yea..... LULZ I so want to do a skit to that, if only I could sing. I'd also do a parody of 'Circus' with Tsunade


I am the hokage, I make it hot,
I am the fire leader I call the shots....

Epic Win.
HOLD OUT UNTIL 1:25 then it picks up. You WON'T be disappointed!

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Not really, but I came upon an old 'Onion' article that made me chuckle watch out people, the dolphins are going to get you. So, I'm getting a new Mac, and while my files and such are being transferred to the new model (God I hope my dad doesn't decide to browse through the file folder labeled 'Yaoi') I will be without access. Just fyi, not that anyone really reads this journal anymore as it has gone to the dogs... Anyhow, as a result of not having computer access, I resorted to the old standby of pen and paper, and in getting out an old notebook on which to write my gift ficlets (see other journal posting HERE 4 slots still available....) I came across a 16 page expository essay on my thoughts concerning BDSM, so with a massive amount of censoring little bit of editing that might make an appearance here. I also found a lot of poetry I wrote when I was depressed, so that might also make an appearance, although with a lot of warning tags and disclaimers. BTW, Haha, look at the two references to my shipping yaoi Naruto pairing (KakaIru)

Oh boy! Guess what time it is? 

(Taken from regasssa  who stole it from ravens_rising )

The next five people to comment in this post get to request a drabble (or rambling ficlet) of any pairing/character (in the Naruto, Bleach or TTGL fandoms) of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.



Please give me a prompt (setting: location, time in the manga etc;  mood: serious, funny, angsty, sexy, kinky etc.; activities: fighting, loving, smexing, kinky, etc.; Etc).  Feel free to be as general or specific as you want.  I will only give you ONE version of the drabble, so if you want something specific, you need to lay it out for me!

I refuse to let Sasuke top; it just ain't happening. Deal with it.

Now, hit me up, and return the courtesy with your own gift ficlets!!!

UPDATE:   Here is xyamixyumex 's giftfic Simon x Viral
(it isn't totally explicit, which isn't exactly what I had planned on, I may come back to it later to tweak it because it is lacking in porn-ness and that doesn't sit totally well with me...)

( Viral on a leash.....mmmmm )

The pattern I based the design off of was ripped from the web, but can't find it ever again, so no reference.... and the actual mixing and application of the henna was done by Heather Bungard-Janney

My shibari (bondage) rope came today from Costa Rica. 8mm natural cotton (not bleached!) 9 meters in length each, 2 natural color and 2 blue/indigo.








Now all I need is a victim/playmate...

Kakuzu - ISTJ - The Inspector Guardian (The Duty Fulfiller)
Inspectors are characterized by decisiveness in practical affairs, are the guardians of institutions, and if only one adjective could be selected, "superdependable" would best describe them. Inspectors feel right at home with difficult, detailed forms and columns of figures. Inspectors are not likely to take chances either with their own or others' money, and the thought of a bankrupt nation, state, institution, or family gives them more than a little uneasiness. The idea of dishonoring a contract also bothers an Inspector -their word is their bond-and they naturally communicate a message of trustworthiness and stability, which can make them successful in business. They prefer to work alone, but work well in teams when the situation demands it. Once the ISTJ realizes the emotional needs of those who are close to them, they put forth effort to meet those needs. ISTJs are likely to be uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. ISTJs have tremendous respect for facts. They hold a tremendous store of facts within themselves, which they have gathered through their Sensing preference.


One of the more accurate (I feel) personality type tests, at least for the amount and type of questions it asks. Not very fun in itself, and more than a little subjective, but meh, the end result for this is FUN!!!!

I so blame mynullnostalgia for this one, found it on her page, but originates from _acerbitas_ who did a very cool job of profiling Naruto personalities according to the Jungian MBTI personality type test.


Do your own by Taking the Test

And then Finding your character


On a side note, I administered the short version of the test to my little brother, who scored very highly as an INFP (Kabuto!)

INFP - "Questor". High capacity for caring. Emotional face to the world. High sense of honor derived from internal values. 4.4% of total population.

So I was feeling inspired to create a meme of my own, and in looking for a how to make a meme, I found this meme and put in names of Naruto characters instead of 'friends' It turned out really fun, so I thought I'd share it with everyone here!

Question Meme Generator

Here are my results...

1. If Itachi and Hidan were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen? Graphic violence.

2. What was your first impression of Sasuke? I didn't understand what the big deal was about him. (And then I read about his angsty history and fell in lurve!)

3. What's your fondest memory of Deidara? The fic 'Dishes of Doom' (on ff.net)

4. If you could do anything with Kakuzu, what would it be? TENTACLES. that is all fufufufufu


5. If you could do anything with Gaara, what would it be? Make sandcastles!

6. Naruto just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what? I guess they'll just have to change the name of the manga to "Sasuke" XD.


7. What would you do if you hadn't met Hidan? Probably be a KakuzuXZetxu fan?



8. Orochimaru is actually Kakuzu in disguise, you know. Well damn, that's sly of him!


9. Who's Kakashi dating? Iruka but he's totally doing Sasuke


10. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Iruka and Kakuzu, and why? Dang, that's a tough one...I pick Iruka, because he seems to have more of the personality for a sidekick (adding that hero-worship and commentary to offset the hero), whereas I see Kakuzu more of the strong silent type.

Here is a fanfic I wrote for combine_rinraw for a y!Gallery summer fic swap.

( Let's get it wet )

Saw this on allyoucaneater's posting to kakairu and did one of my own!

		I will marry Itachi.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Kirigakure in our fabulous Mansion.
		We will have 4 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Silver Volkswagon.
		I will spend my days as a Slacker, and live happily ever after.

Play yours today at: http://www.espin.com/mash-game.php

This made me inordinately happy after all the crap in the recent Naruto mangas... Found this while looking through one of my friend's favorites list on Y!gal (if you aren't legal, don't go on the site; however, that being said, the link I put does not contain any questionable material, it is rated G....but the 'crazy' background setting under 'Menu' might give you seizures...XD) make sure to turn on the music and the backgrounds!


http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/325359/?offset=9